i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.
This is legit guys.
I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward.
I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM.
I watched Sherlock headbutt Anderson because that’s how little Carl died and I screamed with joy.
I had no idea I was so into headbutting.
I watched Sherlock headbutt kitten! John because it cheered me up and I ran away.
Followed by more accurate statement:
I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Mycroft forced me to and I screamed with joy.
Anderson made me kick a kitten because Anderson is a douche and I ran away.
;o;
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I met Irene Adler because I love him and it made me laugh. Nice one!
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Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
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“I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Jim told me to and I ran away.” O.o
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I burnt the heart out of Mike Stumford because I’m a proper genius, too and I cried. lolwut. Me gusta anyway
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I was attacked by a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it was odd. THAT IS HARDLY SHERLOCK RELATED
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burnt the heart out of...Holmes because Jim told...I was...
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Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people do! and I collapsed.
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I kissed DI Lestrade because I was told to and it was odd.
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I watched John hug a kitten because I ate all the jam and he was sad.
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kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy
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I kissed ANDERSON...love him and it hurt. WTF?
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was slightly awkward!” LOL this will make more sense if Jim Moriarty made
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I kissed a kitten because i ran out of strawberry jam and i cried what am i john now
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I burnt the heart out of a dinosaur because heroes don’t exist and it was slightly awkward.
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I burnt the heart out of Jim Moriarty because I love him and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
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I burnt the heart out of Mycroft’s umbrella because I was BORED! And it made me laugh.
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A lucky cat?! You got...be kidding me? That
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the--consulting-timelord reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:
in Horror as Mycroft ate DI Lestrade,...hurt….. sufficently weird enough……
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I watched John hug Mrs Hudson, because I read Alone On The Water and I was happy for the rest of the day!
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I kissed John Watson because Jim told me to and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwords. :P
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I shagged Jim from IT cause that’s what people DO! It was odd. Forever lol!
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I kissed Sek Met because I had to wait for series 2 and I melted into a puddle on the floor.
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Lestrade made me punch Irene Adler because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs.Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
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Anderson made me kick Mycroft’s umbrella...away. Because Mycroft was going to kill me for...
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